What They're Really Saying

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Subject: What They're Really Saying

Dear Friend,

I'm forwarding this chain because I care about you.

I don't care enough to take 10 seconds to delete out 10 pages of forwarding crap.

I don't care enough to find the time to write anything of my own.

I'm such an ignoramus that I really think I'll get a cool pop up if I forward to just the right amount of people.

I'm so horrendously insecure that I believe you'll think I have no heart if I don't forward that sappy sick kid message.

I'm such a gullible jerk that I think some huge corporation is going to send me money if I follow the instructions in an anonymous email.

I'm so superstitious that I really believe not forwarding an email can bring me bad luck.

I'm so technically incompetent that I really think I can spot a virus with my own eyes better than a program designed specifically to do just that.

But I'm your friend...

Doesn't that make you feel good?