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Complete and Utter Rubbish!

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Originally found at http://chemicalvian.livejournal.com:80/51706.html

 

Edited here for language.

 

Complete and utter RUBBISH!!

05:07pm 17/12/2008

 

I have recieved yet another stupid chain mail. I could not be bothered to put the rest of it in this post, due to it being absolute shit, but this bit made me really really angry:

 

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.

 

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pa y any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

 

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of

your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51

people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and

married each other to live happily forever.

 

Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet k id, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!

then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend

gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.

 

I have noticed a shit lod of flaws in this:

 

- They didn't have computers in 1846!! That was during the frigging Victorian times!!

- It is written in slang language... which is a sign of a chav sending this. I know the sender of this who sent it to me, and she is the most friggest chav ever and has no life.

- How do they know these people had all the luck in the world?

- And how do they know that these people go married or have been together for a while?

- How do you "inherit" a TV?

- You would not get a phone call to say that they won the lottey...

- WTF is a Nintendo64?

- Also, all these 'people' got this same letter., and, I quote from the passage above "He knew what would happen if he didn't send this on". Well, if he got the EXACT same letter, then it would say what would happen, because he would be included in the actual letter!!

 

Therefore, the people in this are fake, and so is the unbelievably stupid letter. I REST MY CASE!!

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